2:46 by your logic, your vagina is only clean for a few days after a period and then it's "rank" again for 2 weeks till your next one. obviously you have no idea how female anatomy works.
every vagina constantly produces a thin crystal-clear to milky-white mucous that flows out to "clean" the vagina. it's somewhat similar to the liquid produced when a woman is sexually aroused but obviously there's a lot less of it.
that mucous is what keeps a vagina clean, not a period.
Oh, 2:46, it seems you've had plenty of experience with someone calling your vagina "rank" and "cooch".
Maybe it's your vagina that needs to take a look in the mirror and stop squaking at other people about their cleanliness.
PS. Using pry instead of the actual word, PROBABLY, makes you an IDIOT.
10:24...then call me a hero...i remember driving home one morning from one of my ex's and noticing blood still in the cracks of my knuckles...only solution was to lick it off :)
i have had the turkey baster wish before. how convenient that would be!
10:46, apparently your periods are not that heavy. Plenty of girls have to change tampons every two hours AND wear a pad just to be safe.
10:35, you try and deal with cramps, moodswings, and bleeding for a whole week. I don't know any guy that can do that so I think girls are way fucking better.
I've been having sex since I was fifteen (I'm 30 now) and I've never ever EVER had a guy earn his redwings with me...that's just gross.
As for the turkey baster thing, you're better off with Mirena. It's a BC that lasts for five years, and you don't really GET a period. I love mine.
Actually if you go to your GYN they can do it. They have a suction that will get rid of the built up lining so you don't have to have a period that month. Brides to be do it before their wedding/honeymoon so it doesn't ruin it. You could also go on seasonique to avoid it but if you can't take bc pills due to family history of cancers etc. the suction will work better.
ladies, you're not required to have a period. i was on the depo shot for years and LOVED it. no periods, no spotting, no cramps, no bloating, no pms, no fucked up mood swings. i don't know why any woman would still choose to have a period unless she's trying to get pregnant.
and if you don't want to get the depo shot, you can use pills, the ring, and the patch to stop your period too.
eww im surprised at how disgusting some girls are
just deal with it...and if its that bad, see your doctor
anddd no one needs to be preaching about what to wear, i agree with 1227
plusi have to lay down everytime i put a tampon in or else ill pass out, its not natural
i knew a girl once who said her sister scooped her period blood out with a spoon so she could get busy on vacation... seemed topical and i wanted to share
6:45, i've heard mirena works for some people but it definitely didn't work for me (i'm 12:45). i went from depo to mirena and it sucked. i stuck it out for 9 months before having it taken out. so all the things i didn't have on depo (no periods, no spotting, no cramps, no bloating, no pms, no fucked up mood swings), i got on the mirena. i switched to a low-est/ high-progest pill taken continuously and i'm finally back to normal.
but i wish the mirena had worked for me; in theory it sounded ideal...
Learn the proper use of a colon, 3:15.
It's not just a place someone puts their DICK.
It's also something you use to separate hours from minutes when indicating TIME.
i don't think a baster would work... but i would absolutely love to rip out my insides...
and just fyi i'm on the pill but it doesn't make a damn bit of difference for me.
its just a couple days you dumb sluts deal with it. Thats the dumbest thing ive ever heard and can actually cause more bleeding and problems. Keep you legs closed for a week...not a big deal.
so it pisses me off that i submit hilarious shit to this site and my shit never gets put up here...but then garbage like THIS makes it on the site????? how is that possble?????
the clots of uterine lining are the worst though. I'm a heavier bleeder-- changing a tampon every HOUR (and a super plus one, too) and still using a pad just in case on my heaviest day (day number 2) But I could deal with the bleeding if I could just suck out the clots. I love the women on this site
10:35, I don't think anyone was talking about removing their period blood so they could have sex?
But yeah, nice attempt at insulting the rest of us that posted.
Diva Cup = awesome
btw, if you're anything of an environmentalist, you'd know the estrogen in birth control is really bad for the environment. it's causing mutations in fish and a wierd unbalance in the source of YOUR drinking water
I am gonna go ahead and be the debby downer here and say that, no, it wouldn't work, because when you get your period it's not like your uterus is suddenly a huge barrel of blood. It's more like, your uterus grew thick over the couple of weeks but never got the chance to grow a baby, so the lining is slowly shedding itself. FUN FACT! I'm afraid you'll just have to go with the flow.
what kind of people send texts like these? imagine if you were out to dinner with your grandma and got this text...even worse if its some fat chick talking about her period...no one wants to think about blood covering your chunky thighs
"Goal in life (inspired by 10:52) - To fill a turkey baster with period blood and squirt it into cheating boyfriend's mouth while he sleeps."
that is hilarious but totally disgusting!!
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