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  • ed hardy clothing is an excuse to not have style but still spend a large amount of money on clothes. if i wanted to dress like a tool i could afford it. i simply choose not to.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 17, 09 at 4:02pm
  • yeah i was at someone's house and i wanted to smoke but he had an ed hardy lighter. sometimes you have to just say no.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 16, 09 at 7:53pm
  • they have Ed Hardy lighters too. so you can be cancerous and be a doucher.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 16, 09 at 8:13pm
  • Gosh where are you people from? LOL. Im in CA It's cuz of the association of celebrities with Ed Hardy is prob why people buy it. Who cares what people are wearing.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 2:51pm
  • ed hardy is the new lisa frank

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 16, 09 at 1:09pm
  • Ed hardy as an artist= awesome Wearing the clothes= instant douche

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 18, 10 at 3:34pm
  • Agree with 11:05 you're probly just jealous because you can't afford it like we can. Get a effin live. Making fun of Affliction and Ed Hardy jokes suck. I don't even consider these text as jokes.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 17, 09 at 3:50pm
  • and no i didn't get fired i left before it killed my soul...just kidding but i quit that place just plain sucks

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 18, 09 at 5:57am
  • ED HARD IS FREAKIN BOSS!!!!!!!!!!!SO IS AFFLICTION!!!!!!!!!!!..... just kidding. im glad im not that guy...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 16, 09 at 3:54pm
  • i <3 E.H. and my tan is not fake

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 16, 09 at 3:36pm
  • i saw ed hardy bed sheets at marshalls the other day. just thought id share...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 16, 09 at 1:04pm
  • 208 i want to have your babies

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 16, 09 at 2:12pm
  • id like to let you know that the school supplies are fake.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 16, 09 at 12:54pm
  • Maybe Ed Hardy is seen differently in different states. But this shit is pure amuzement

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 16, 09 at 5:37pm
  • This is your brain: "I want to get drunk and laid tonight." This is your brain on Ed Hardy: "Fuckin' Jaegerbombs, bro! Check out that hottie with the two-toned hair! I am going to crush that shit tonight!"

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 16, 09 at 2:08pm
  • He was an amazing artist though.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 2, 10 at 2:27am
  • TRUE STORY! There's also like lighters I think.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 16, 09 at 7:06pm
  • Ed Hardy is nothing more than a Sailor Jerry knock-off... GOOGLE IT.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 16, 09 at 2:12pm
  • If Jersey would quit setting us up, we'd quit knocking it down.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 16, 09 at 12:47pm
  • 12:54 has a closet full of Ed Hardy and Affliction...give him a break

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 16, 09 at 2:13pm
  • you all must be so poor

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 17, 09 at 11:05am
  • I can see the lil orange bastards now

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 16, 09 at 12:14pm
  • they have them at wal mart too WOOT 512

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 16, 09 at 12:14pm
  • 12:14 crying laughing.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 16, 09 at 9:18pm
  • Why are we knocking on Jersey now? Jersey's fucking awesome.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 16, 09 at 3:39pm
  • Ed Hardy = trailer park couture...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 16, 09 at 3:36pm
  • my new haircut - youtube it people

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 16, 09 at 2:42pm
  • Ed Hardy the tattoo artist- friggen awesome. Ed Hardy anything else..... not so much. I had a table of boys in affliction shirts order jagerbombs at work the other day... and I giggled when I put the order in. And to the poor Ed Hardy-wearing "I don't even consider these jokes" guys- we don't consider these to be jokes either. The rest of the world understands the serious nature of your plight. We're really just laughing at you.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 12, 09 at 9:14am
  • Ed Hardy and Affliction is affiliated with douchebags because anyone who will spend $100 on a screen printed shirt is in fact a douchebag.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 16, 09 at 5:36pm
  • my sister had an ed hardy beer bottle coozy and i wanted to run over it with my car.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 16, 09 at 2:38pm
  • you obviously have been fucked over by a guy that likes ed hardy??

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 11:56am
  • Ed Hardy clothes are sweet. school supplies? especially at walmart... not so much.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 16, 09 at 12:21pm
  • Ed Hardy clothes are the farthest thing from sweet.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 16, 09 at 12:23pm
  • CAN SOMEONE PLEASE HELP ME I CANT TURN MY CAPS LOCK OFF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 16, 09 at 1:11pm
  • I'M SO SICK OF FREAKING ED HARDY JOKES - IT IS OLD. ALSO THE D-BAG THING AND THE AFFLICTION JOKES ARE OLD TOO. GET SOME NEW MATERIAL PEOPLE.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 16, 09 at 12:54pm
  • 12:32 you exclusively date douchebags, but you will never realize it this moment of truth brought to you by a douchebag

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 16, 09 at 12:34pm
  • 12:34, it isn't called "Drunk Texts" either. So fuck off.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 16, 09 at 1:00pm
  • ed hardy is over- priced and over-rated....it is a joke when you have bathroom supplies you know ur headed straight to wal-mart all they care about is money so if they can put the ed hardy logo on a piece of shit they would. trust me i know, i use to work there the sad part: people out there willing to buy it

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 18, 09 at 5:56am
  • 12:54, the jokes will stop when Ed Hardy, Affliction, Tapout, ripped jeans, and spray-tans do.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 16, 09 at 1:46pm
  • Overgeneralization about New Jersey in 5... 4...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 16, 09 at 12:39pm
  • what in the world is wrong with Ed Hardy clothes? The clothes seem cute enough; I don't wear them but I keep hearing douchebag and Ed Hardy together in the same sentence. someone please enlighten me. :)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 16, 09 at 12:32pm
  • Ed hardy has been ruined by the douchebags that wear it. When we see someone who we don't like wear it, we refuse to wear it. The majority of ppl that wear it are people the other majority of ppl don't like. Does that make sense? I'm not good with words.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 2, 10 at 2:26am
  • Hahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahaha!!!! This is rich. Looove ittt

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 16, 09 at 1:47pm
  • LOUD NOISES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 16, 09 at 1:24pm
  • ed hardy is seen as douchey no matter where you live...i live in fricken canada and its douchey...never date a guy who wears it hes probly a douche and his tan will rub off on your sheets.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 16, 09 at 6:38pm
  • i think ed hardy might be contributing to my alcoholism... and 2:08 is a hero to normal people everywhere

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 16, 09 at 8:55pm
  • 2:08, you're amazing. Seriously.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 16, 09 at 2:26pm
  • This website is not "Funny Text Messages I sent" Drunk texts or GTFO

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 16, 09 at 12:34pm
  • 12:54, someone is taking things a little personally, eh? "LEAVE ED HARDY ALONE!"

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 16, 09 at 1:08pm
  • My mom got me a an ed hardy folder 0.o it's now my math folder :p

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 19, 09 at 9:22am
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