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(806): View more from Texas

I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.

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(408): View more from California

4pm on a Sunday....roomate fucking like a wildabeast while I have a organic chemistry study group in my kitchen.

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(615): View more from Tennessee

She said i saw her in the study room, waved, disappeared, came back with a coke from god knows where, and slurred "i have a drinking problem but i ate grits"

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(240): View more from Maryland

last day of my family cruise we all got trashed and had an award ceremony. I got the award for hooking up with a cougar. my grandma hugged me and said im living up to the legacy. this is why my familys better than yours

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(416): View more from Toronto

He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n

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(315): View more from New York

I just made doing the dishes into a drinking game. crafty, or pathetic?

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(720): View more from Colorado

She punched my vomit. In midair. Back into my mouth.

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(701): View more from North Dakota

For a second, I wondered if I could smoke pizza.

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