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(773): View more from Illinois

while she was riding me, she looked at me and said "this is why mom told me learning how to ride a horse would be important for my future"

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There are topless girls riding the lawn flamingos. I win.

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(716): View more from New York

Election Day 2016 shall forever live in infamy as the day when I hobbled through my neighborhood, mascara melting down my face, wearing one slipper and a cast, blood and cum all over my skirt, carrying a box of wine, and no one even noticed.

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(740): View more from Ohio

so he's a sleeptalker.

(614): View more from Ohio

yeah??

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"Mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell" right in my ear. 2 am.

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