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  If you don't turn up on horseback dressed like a highwayman I am not having sex with you today

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• Because that worked out *so* well in Alfred Noyes's poem.

  Submitted by GetOffMyLawn on Jan 26, 15 at 9:41pm

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• Legit.

  Submitted by sactolover on Jan 26, 15 at 9:16am

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• GetOffMyLawn for the literary Win!!

  Submitted by Gidgett_zombie on Jan 27, 15 at 1:22am

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  • What can I say. My parents spent far too much money on my education.

    Submitted by GetOffMyLawn on Jan 27, 15 at 8:46pm

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