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She is wearing lilly and pearls while drinking natty from a monogrammed coozie. If that isn't a sorosititue I don't know what is

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you're choice of clothes isn't depressing it's your awful taste in beer. if you can afford nice clothing you cancel out the message you're trying to send people by sucking on cans of natty

Submitted by eskoelle on Apr 13, 10 at 8:22pm

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Sororities are for chicks who can't dress themselves. They just wear something with their little Greek letters on it, or they wear what everyone else is wearing. Simple!

Submitted by MalayaBee on Apr 14, 10 at 7:57am

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I'm from Australia so I didn't understand a word of that text :(

Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 14, 10 at 8:17am

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Dude u can't spell

Submitted by wizart18 on Apr 13, 10 at 6:39pm

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I know who this is hahahaha. Go gators!

Submitted by gg15 on Apr 13, 10 at 8:07pm

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I like this one

Submitted by swimit08 on Apr 13, 10 at 5:05pm

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Keep it classy Tampa

Submitted by knomye on Apr 13, 10 at 6:26pm

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Vagina!

Submitted by FlamingKittens on Apr 13, 10 at 5:35pm

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Fuck the gators

Submitted by butsecks on Apr 14, 10 at 2:05am

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I fucking hate sororities.... Especially alpha chi omega... They're all WHORES!!!!!

Submitted by codii on Apr 14, 10 at 12:23am

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- huh? wrong again sir.
  
  Submitted by sketch99 on Apr 14, 10 at 1:06am
  
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Lilly pultizer is ugly grandma shit lol

Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 13, 10 at 6:12pm

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This was posted by one of my friends, we all go to UF. Gator Greeks are the best kind!!!!!!!

Submitted by jbt33936 on Apr 13, 10 at 7:15pm

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No worries, Aussie--I was born here, and only understood about half of it.

Submitted by hvltn on Apr 15, 10 at 1:17am

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Yeah I'm sure it looks slot better than Ella moss free people fcuk theory and all those. Real designers with a sense of orinality not yuppie I'm gonna dress like I'm a stay at home stepford wife hahaha

Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 13, 10 at 8:23pm

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Stop hating on my clothing.

Submitted by lillypulitzer on Apr 13, 10 at 9:28pm

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Alabama girl

Submitted by alabama13 on Apr 13, 10 at 6:30pm

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This could be true for almost any school with sororities. I know its true at my school

Submitted by bamagirl62890 on Apr 14, 10 at 1:57pm

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Wtf arr they trying to say???

Submitted by clinbri on Apr 14, 10 at 11:30am

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She's a Gator AND a Greek. She's a ho.

Submitted by TresAmigos on Apr 14, 10 at 8:55am

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Dumb question....buuuuut, is a "sorostitute" a sorority prostitute??? Seriously...

Submitted by Momo_26 on Apr 13, 10 at 6:57pm

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Go Gators

Submitted by lisalondon on Apr 13, 10 at 10:56pm

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You horrific douchepuddles. "Coozie" is not a word, nor has it ever been.

Submitted by tehd00d on Apr 15, 10 at 11:46pm

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Lilly Pulitzer is not "ugly grandma shit". I'm sure it's made a hell of a lot better than your clothes...and makes us look twice as fantastic.

Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 13, 10 at 7:54pm

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- Actually, lilly pulitzer is ugly as sin.
  
  Submitted by Lauren26 on Apr 14, 10 at 12:49am
  
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Either University of Tampa or an 813 resident away at UF. Def not USF or UCF

Submitted by superkram on Apr 13, 10 at 6:52pm

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Sorostitute= sorority prostitute. Is it really that hard??!!!

Submitted by doinBIGthings420 on Apr 15, 10 at 1:23am

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Ha...it def is a bama sorority girl...they are the only one's w class...besides ga girls!

Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 14, 10 at 3:07pm

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607, I'm sure you are one which is why you know how to spell it! :)

Submitted by ghghghghghgh on Apr 13, 10 at 6:31pm

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Sororwhore

Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 13, 10 at 8:44pm

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USF girls are NOT this preppy. More like FSU, bama or UGA

Submitted by t_bren on Apr 13, 10 at 6:45pm

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I bet she told you to comment on this. Lame!!!

Submitted by britt1012 on Apr 18, 10 at 11:28am

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I'll bet she knows how to spell 'sorostitute' right though. Hater!

Submitted by SextsFLN on Apr 13, 10 at 6:07pm

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I don't get it...

Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 17, 10 at 12:51pm

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Haha Go gators! Minus the sorostitutes such as the one in this text

Submitted by rhythmbandit on Apr 14, 10 at 5:49am

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Sounds like a USF Tampa girl to me.

Submitted by stewiegrifin on Apr 13, 10 at 5:27pm

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Gotta love a sororwhore!!!

Submitted by jinxygirl on Apr 13, 10 at 5:13pm

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It's deffinitely not a bama sorority girl, they don't have that much class, it's either a gator girl or an auburn girl :)

Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 14, 10 at 8:40am

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only the best kind of greek gators carry around a monogrammed coozie wherever they go.

Submitted by sketch99 on Apr 13, 10 at 10:40pm

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This would be University of Tampa for the wealthy who want a beach college without the football scene. Sorostitute breeding grounds.

Submitted by yourfavoriterin on Apr 14, 10 at 3:38pm

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Ew I hate when girls dress like this I'm in a sorority at USC and I dress how I want but I see other girls in the south dressing like that

Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 13, 10 at 5:26pm

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Sluts make the world go round

Submitted by Hatersgonnahate on Apr 14, 10 at 2:51am

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dumb sorority girls

Submitted by smpl2plz on Apr 14, 10 at 3:18am

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Haha first!! No spam for Internet gods!

Submitted by FlamingKittens on Apr 13, 10 at 5:34pm

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where did you hear sorostitute? I thought i made that up like 7-8 years ago??

Submitted by boomtex84 on Apr 13, 10 at 5:23pm

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- umm hate to break it to you but that term has been around for a long time...
  
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Submitted by SextsFLN on Apr 13, 10 at 6:07pm

Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 17, 10 at 12:51pm

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Submitted by jinxygirl on Apr 13, 10 at 5:13pm

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Submitted by sketch99 on Apr 13, 10 at 10:40pm

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Submitted by Hatersgonnahate on Apr 14, 10 at 2:51am

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