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(414): View more from Wisconsin

Midnight run for medical supplies ended several hours later with a lapdance to the Braveheart soundtrack.

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(614): View more from Ohio

We just shotgunned beers for America

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(707): View more from California

please dont let the old guy in the wheelchair see you when you wake up

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(778): View more from British Columbia

When you accidentally type "I want Prince William to fuck me in the ass" to your mom there's really no way to take that back.

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(563): View more from Iowa

She alternated between blowing me and feeding me bites of the sandwich she made for me.

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(704): View more from North Carolina

Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be

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(702): View more from Nevada

she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.

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(503): View more from Oregon

you were crying and trying to give advice to people.. that's was a new level of drunk for you

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