I want to fuck you on the side of the bed tonight.
babe, don't say it like that!
I'm sorry, I want to penetrate you on the edge of our sleeping quarters this evening.
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well played sir.
Flawless execution
Finally an honest to goodness funny text!
Flawless victory
If that didn't work I don't know what will.
On the side of the bed??
Awesome
its been a long time since there was one on here this funny. love it
Very sophisticated.
Fucking perfect!!!!
Lol penetrate
LMAO
Whoever disliked this...how is this NOT funny?? lol
OMG THIS IS EFFING HILARIOUS!! gotta give the girl props... She wants to keep it classy!
WIN
Epic.
Brilliant sheer utter briliance
Niiiiiiiiiice
Hahahahah
HAHA.
Glourious.
Legendddd
WOOT!
Funniest one one this site
Yes
Fail! Trying to make it seem all smart and crap
Hahaha
Win.
Yes! Finally a decent text!
That's awesome!
BEST one I've seen XD...penetrate, hahaha
Lmfao!!! Yay TFLN is funny again!! Lol
Classy.
Fucking awesome. Go Austin, Texas! Hell yeah
Anal penetration
Fuck ye Houston, keep that shit to the point
Hahahahahahahahahahahhahaha
Hahahahahahahaaaaaa!!
Fucking awesome!!
Katy?
Way to keep it weird, Austin! And Houston.
Finally something that's actually original. Too funny
9:28 you're an idiot.
This sums up the interactions of Houston/Austin people.
This text makes me proud to be from H-town. Props to you OP!!!
Best one yet
LMFAOO hahaha omggg
My girlfriend is similar to this.
Lol sounds like a conversation my husband and I had last night about screwing on the floor
Great recovery
Awesome! Class act for sure! :).
My two favorite places in one glorious tfln, so classy.
That girl is a pussy.
This is awesone epic win
Oh wow I wanna kiss that boy. Trust me I know who da fuck is sexy.
bwahahahahahahahahaha!!
This is stolen from Dane Cook
Niiiiiiiiiiiice
Dog you a pimp.
Fucking love this!
Hahahahahhaha so much win
That's exactly something that would be said from my girlfriend! Perfect play!
UT kids. Texas Fight!
That. Is very classy sir. Keep it up
I want to marry this guy
Well played :)
YES.
C v
ooo hes a gentleman. yum.
Bahahah
My favorite tfln of all time
Genius
Haa beautiful
Lmao I love this
He's a Nice gentleman
Hahajahahahahahahah omg f in funny
Hell yea, represent H-town!!
Yes...
Haha that's great!!
Supa klassy
Epic win!
Sexyy! I want my boyfriend to send me dirty texts like this
Hahahahah good shit man
First!!
I honesly think if my bf said this to me I would marry him I swear to god
Sweet
Who says Texans are dumb? You go, my fellow Houdlstonians.
People from Houdlston says Texans are dumb.
Love it
Well done!!
That is the best text ever!!!
bahahahahahahahahahahahaa!!!!!
First
Hahahaha awesome!
Thanks for keeping it not so slurry Austin. :)
Haha nice!!!
hahaha thats awesome... sounds like my ex
HAHAHAHA!!!!! I want to marry this man!
I freaking wanna shake your hand right now
Wow so blunt
Love it!!!
Joseph ducruex?!
Couldn't be more perfect
This is my pick up
713! Htown bitch!!!
This chick sounds BOOOOOOORRRRRIIIINNNGGGG
This is fucking awesome.
Fucking win
Houston and Austin representin'
Nice! Funny as hell.
Freakin hilarious
Lol!!!
Best. Text. Ever.
whipped
Swear to god my girlfriend says the same shit. Where's the freaky girls nowadays?
713!!!
I feel like we've all had this conversation in one form or another. Haha absolutely hilarious
genius!
Lmaoooo!!!
Its not very often that a text actually makes me laugh out loud. Props to you, good sir. And good luck with youd penetration.
woooot ! keepin it classy !
Ftw!
Houston!
This is great.
well done.
Finally!!!! An honest to goodness funny text.
I love it lol
Marry me
you shouldn't talk to your sister that way. haha
What is penetrate?
Bahahahaha
Love it! Classy man.
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