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(585): View more from New York

My inner pteradactyl is also confused.

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(805): View more from California

I couldn't think of the word "bath" so instead I told him I was marinating in soapy water

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(604): View more from British Columbia

Lol I screamed "GOT AN ORDER OF VERSACE TACOS UP" and the whole kitchen was just like who the fuck is this kid

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(773): View more from Illinois

I'm watching Russian dudes pole-dance. For research.

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(440): View more from Ohio

I don't know how it happened. All I did was tell her I was impressed by her presentation. Her nail marks on my back ain't going away anytime soon.

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(253): View more from Washington

Is it counter productive to ride on my exercise bike with a cocktail in hand?

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(250): View more from British Columbia

I wrote "fuck you meg" on my toaster strudel with the icing. I call it "passive aggressive breakfast"

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(206): View more from Washington

So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion

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