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  I have a pocket in my purse that is just for condoms and cocktail swords. I feel like that speaks volumes about me as a person

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• Yeah, but once the cocktail swords puncture the condoms you'll have to make room in there for baby food as well

  Submitted by Eventually on Jan 8, 12 at 2:48pm

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• Yes, that you don't understand what pointy things do to condoms.

  Submitted by scarab on Jan 8, 12 at 2:59pm

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• Yes, it speaks volumes about your lack of common sense.

  Submitted by Imalover on Jan 8, 12 at 2:58pm

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• What it says to me is that you're a gambler.

  Submitted by jonathan171 on Jan 8, 12 at 2:48pm

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• The only swords that should be near those condoms are cocks, not cocktail swords, dummy!

  Submitted by grandmasboy on Jan 8, 12 at 7:15pm

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  • Yeah!

    Submitted by porksword on Jan 8, 12 at 8:39pm

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    • This is absolutely hysterical.

      Submitted by SauceQueen on Jan 10, 12 at 4:32am

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• yeah cuz condoms and swords r a match made in heaven lol

  Submitted by freefallin4eva on Jan 8, 12 at 4:21pm

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• Worst combo inna pocket... Ever.

  Submitted by pokey9145 on Jan 8, 12 at 10:47pm

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• You're dumb...

  Submitted by barrydlutz on Jan 8, 12 at 11:53pm

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• yeah it speaks volumes alright, it also screams DTF!

  Submitted by brokenbydisaster on Jan 8, 12 at 4:15pm

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