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(417): View more from Missouri

How was jagerbomb pong?

(314): View more from Missouri

It was like communism. Great in theory. Terrible when put into practice

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(858): View more from California

someone in the elevator just told me i looked like a struggle but i smell very pretty..

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(506): View more from New Brunswick

Nope, can't do it. It's a snowball effect. Today, leggings as pants. Tomorrow, female hitler. Natural progression.

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(835): View more from Pennsylvania

You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"

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(978): View more from Massachusetts

We went rollerblading down high street singing "Free Falling"in ketchup and mustard costumes. A car full of guys drove by and yelled out their window "Need a hot dog with that?!" Naturally, we woke up at their apartment.

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(732): View more from New Jersey

He asked me the next morning if he fell asleep inside of me. Drunk is an understatement.

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(636): View more from Missouri

Stocking up on Wasabi powder. Nobody's tampons are safe.

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(763): View more from Minnesota

I am literally sitting here with a jar of Nutella and a spoon, reading an article called "never drink alone again because now there's wine for cats." How single am I?

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