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(816): View more from Missouri

And that is why I love you so much. You have the same cold black heart as me.

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(847): View more from Illinois

We will walk in fields of dick.

(1-847): View more from Illinois

You seriously need to stop quoting those songs when i'm with my parents.

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(716): View more from New York

I apologize that you just fell victim to my random thought of how to make a blow job come to life via emojis.

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(919): View more from North Carolina

Literally, and I mean LITERALLY as in "not to be confused with a casual hyperbole", LITERALLY the day we broke up she slept with 3 different guys that night.

(828): View more from North Carolina

1) It's nice to see that the whole "English Major" thing is upping the quality of your rants 2) Have you considered that your dick was the cork holding her sluttiness in?

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