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  I'm going to buy her a puppy, let her fall in love with it, then kill it in front of her. Does that answer how I feel about her?

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• Whoa, hold on a minute. There's no reason to involve an innocent puppy here. Just slash her tires or upper deck her toilet or something.

  Submitted by Thompson11 on Jan 11, 12 at 11:17am

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• Or you could just stop associating yourself with her?

  Submitted by dynasty55 on Jan 11, 12 at 11:08am

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• And then she will pull out a dull knife and cut your nuts off. And the world will clap.

  Submitted by okieraider71 on Aug 23, 13 at 3:51am

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• Just kill the girl, the puppy is more important.

  Submitted by cpt_obvious on Jan 11, 12 at 11:40am

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• yeah, because everything anyone says on tfln is something they actually plan on doing. no one ever jokes, or speaks in hyperbole, they absolutely mean 100% of what they say. Christ, take a fucking xanax

  Submitted by bigceaze on Jan 11, 12 at 8:31pm

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  • yeah, GFY. Sorry I dont find someone joking about murdering a puppy funny. Besides being VERY familiar with the way people in OK actually treat dogs, I also know a girl whose boyfriend actually did this to her.

    Submitted by Jiggly1984 on Jan 13, 12 at 2:01pm

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• You are sick.

  Submitted by CrazyManNo9 on Jan 11, 12 at 9:19am

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• That is a waste of a puppy.

  Submitted by cfreymarc on Jan 11, 12 at 11:09am

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  • Not if he makes some Korean food.

    Submitted by porksword on Jan 11, 12 at 5:07pm

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    • WIN!

      Submitted by pamalamadd on Jan 11, 12 at 7:31pm

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    • Wok the Dog! Touche!

      Submitted by cfreymarc on Jan 12, 12 at 1:51am

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      • Seoul food!

        Submitted by porksword on Jan 12, 12 at 10:08am

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• What did she do?

  Submitted by WApple on Jan 11, 12 at 9:31am

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• Evil bastard says what

  Submitted by ThatStoner on Jan 13, 12 at 1:09am

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• Another crazy angry white guy who can't fuck!

  Submitted by porksword on Jan 11, 12 at 9:45am

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• God bless eastern Oklahoma

  Submitted by andyf1008 on Jan 12, 12 at 12:05pm

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• the fuck did u just say about puppies

  Submitted by rockinlereddir on Jan 12, 12 at 2:22am

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• Awful. Simply fucking awful.

  Submitted by drc041 on Jan 11, 12 at 2:14pm

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• I freaking love this guy!! pure evil genius at its best!

  Submitted by pamalamadd on Jan 11, 12 at 12:10pm

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• how about kill yourself? Leave the pup out of it, wow.

  Submitted by DP24 on Jan 11, 12 at 12:00pm

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• Sounds pretty effective to me. Next time try it on her brother.

  Submitted by hilltopper on Jan 11, 12 at 9:17am

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• Don't let the puppy suffer! What did it ever do to you?!

  Submitted by sevenohtwo on Jan 11, 12 at 12:38pm

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• You ppl seriously need to chill the fuck out...besides, there are too many dogs without owners anyway...this guy's just creating a solution

  Submitted by mrrhardy on Jan 11, 12 at 4:00pm

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• omfg lmfao hoo rahhh that was amazing

  Submitted by Psykodeliks on Jan 17, 12 at 2:32am

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• Wow... Just wow...

  Submitted by monicaluv on Jan 11, 12 at 9:55pm

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• Don't get mad, get even.

  Submitted by onlygayeskimo on Jan 11, 12 at 9:33am

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• Fucking Oklahomo... This is sad because I could totally see some of the people I know from there doing that. Hell, a guy in MO did this exact thing to a friend of my fiancée. Bastards.

  Submitted by Jiggly1984 on Jan 11, 12 at 2:01pm

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• Eat a dick. Why are you aspiring to be like Hitler? Because he did the same things with Hitler youth

  Submitted by skiingmusician on Feb 8, 12 at 12:41am

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• This is the best TFLN I have ever read.

  Submitted by xDFTx on Jan 11, 12 at 12:31pm

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• Totally agree with Thompson11

  Submitted by haynay23 on Jan 11, 12 at 12:59pm

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• Scott R?

  Submitted by on_the_clock on Jan 11, 12 at 11:13am

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• Hahahaha

  Submitted by chompin on Jan 16, 12 at 2:23am

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• Lololololol

  Submitted by atlas117 on Feb 11, 12 at 4:27am

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• you fucking hippies. the guy was obviously joking besides puppy tastes ammazing especially if you add some cat with a dash of baby bunny. lmao

  Submitted by tommyboy20 on Jan 12, 12 at 7:24am

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• die, you scum of the earth!

  Submitted by iiSunshine on Jan 11, 12 at 12:29pm

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