I'm being responsible and going as a gay, slutty Mormon missionary. It's responsible because I'll have a bike helmet on for when I fall over because I'm too shitfaced to stand upright. It's safer than Count Fagula. I just need to come up with a line equal or greater than "Blaaaa I want to suck your dick"
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I recommend, "Hi, have you accepted my penis as your personal lord and savior?"
Personal hardon and one night lover.
Have you received the good news? ...\n\nIt's your dick. Your dick is the good news.
I like that putting on a bike helmet makes something responsible. I'm going to make this my thing. "I'm going to get black out drunk, but don't worry, I'll be wearing a bike helmet so that makes it responsible."
;) lol
Sounds like you're just wanting to fall on a purple helmet.
Knock Knock\n-who's there\nMormon\n-Mormon who?\nSuck my dick.
None of this even makes sense.
Gotta love Halloween sluts!
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