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(951): View more from California

My mom just said we needed to put weed into our earthquake kit.

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(972): View more from Texas

Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving

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(732): View more from New Jersey

i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.

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(941): View more from Florida

She forgot my birthday again. How do you forget something that came out of your vagina???

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(260): View more from Indiana

I just found ouut you can get a DUI in a kayak. Fuck.

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(813): View more from Florida

watching my parents drink 4 loko out of usf cups playing pool and rocking out to ACDC...

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Can I come live with you?

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(208): View more from Idaho

She is going down in cock block history. He went in to kiss me and she threw her hand between our faces and yelled "DENIED!"

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(717): View more from Pennsylvania

I have a masturbator in my 5th grade class. the teacher told me ever since they caught him humping the desk in 2nd grade, they haven't been able to control him. he's even on medication but he will just do it in class

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