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(816): View more from Missouri

That fucking fat Asian kid that NOBODY invited is stuck in the dryer again

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(859): View more from Kentucky

Very hungover, bought a newspaper and found my shorts from last night in the machine.

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(703): View more from Virginia

look out your window.... he's holding his iphone up like a boombox playing you beach boys

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(630): View more from Illinois

Just got off the phone with poison control. They're more concerned about our alcohol intake than that the beer bong was last cleaned with pine sol.

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(732): View more from New Jersey

why did your cousin post "out tonight" on facebook? doesn't he know it's only 1 in the afternoon?

(1-732): View more from New Jersey

shhh don't tell him. it's cloudy out and none of his clocks work

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(781): View more from Massachusetts

what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?

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(513): View more from Ohio

Just transferred the sun chips from that obnoxious Eco-friendly bag into a zip lock. Fuck the environment, that bag is loud.

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(989): View more from Michigan

dude your girlfriend is running naked down the hall with a raw chicken taped to her stomach saying this is what I'll look like pregnant...run far far away

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