Texts From Last Night · Kozette's Favorites

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(612): View more from Minnesota

There are eight sets of guys I've made out with who have the same name. It's like noah's ark in my mouth.

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(802): View more from Vermont

I did too many shots and now a kitten is trying to eat my bagel.

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(267): View more from Pennsylvania

They sat me on college avenue with a puke bucket and people were mistakenly throwing change in it. Got me enough money take a cab back to my apartment.

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(412): View more from Pennsylvania

Please please please buy brown eye liner on your way home in the morning... I'm missing an eyebrow

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(979): View more from Texas

Just call Katie. She's like the drunk whisperer; she can get them to do anything.

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(314): View more from Missouri

CORAL IS FAR MORE RED THAN HER LIPS RED

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Oh god you're Sonnet 130 drunk, aren't you.

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(931): View more from Tennessee

Drunk you assumed that me saying I thought squirrels were cute meant for you to trap one in my car by luring it in with ham. You're going to hell for this.

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(210): View more from Texas

Apparently I was pointing at birds and yelling "YOU USED TO BE A DINOSAUR!!!"

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