I dont know why everyone loves this one so much... I wouldnt want an ex to claim my dick on weekends... isnt that the time the OP is trying for new ladies and doesnt want to be locked up?
either you aren't meeting the right people, or you're doing something wrong. I've loved east texas since I moved here from htown a year ago xD and I'm def not religious lol
I've lived in texas my whole life and I've never heard of an executed retard. bt if we did, then by your logic she and I are obviously fine. otherwise we would have been killed by now. I would suggest you never visit though, you'd be in the chair pretty damn quick.
Dude google: "texas executes the retarded" There are thousands of stories. Yes your state is famous for executing the retarded. Not saying you two are retarded, just that you come from a state notorious for bad decisions. I spent 7 months in Texas for Air Force training. Not a fan of the state.
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