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(720): View more from Colorado

i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.

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(608): View more from Wisconsin

your goal of the night was to unlock your iPhone with your nipple. You're going places.

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(651): View more from Minnesota

I was just referred to as 'the margarita slut' by an 11 year old.

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(+27): View more from South Africa

My booty call got married. Come over before I start tagging all the places my dick has been in her wedding photos.

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(505): View more from New Mexico

I was eating her out when she coughed, I just swallowed a bright red blood clot

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(615): View more from Tennessee

You don't have to be drunk! I've licked your asshole before

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(860): View more from Connecticut

Why would vodka do this to me? I've always been loyal

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(785): View more from Kansas

There are Star Wars cutouts in his basement. Obi Wan Kenobe watched me give him a handjob.

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