So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
I almost hooked up with this girl last night. she had a tattoo of a cardinal next to her cooter. said it reminded her of her grandpa
a woman just threw her tv out the window while screaming "will you fucking work now?". i'm never moving
I was to drunk to drive all the way up there, so we just had rough phone sex instead
Last night I walked out of the bar got in a cab asked the cabi to circle the block. he did and brought me right back to the bar. I paid him $7 thanked him and walked back into the bar.
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
I'm still amazed at how you managed to puke in every plant on the whole top floor at the mall without a single person noticing and without missing a step.
Why are there sofa cushions on the floor? And why isn't there a sofa in this room that doesn't have cushions?
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
I only feel half bad for cheating on him because while we were fucking I was given great relationship advice and now I'm ready to work some things out.
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
She tried to sing jingle balls while blowing me
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
If I lock her out of the apartment right now would the neighbors have grounds to sue?
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