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(310): View more from California

My body is being held together with whiskey, nicotine, duct tape and a little bit of hope...

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(215): View more from Pennsylvania

i just got a fart via voicenote. blackberry has officially changed history.

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(703): View more from Virginia

i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!

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Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!

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well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.

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(478): View more from Georgia

I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day

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