he texted me at 1 in the morning to ask if i wanted to come over and play in the snow with him
at least he gets points for a creative booty call
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11:01...do you know why your mom is so fat? Its because i give her a cookie every time i fuck her
Oh booooooooo! Horny mother fucker! So did you answer?.... Agh was it my husband again?
How the fuck is that creative?
how do you know he didn't just want to play in the snow?
@11:13 um thanks for sharing. And 1/2 hour isn't anything to brag about
11:01 Your mom's a lonely woman. I'm not proud of it, so stop rubbing it in.
It's not creative if you see right through it. ...totally trying this.
I was having sex with this guy for like 1/2 hour and we were all hot and sweaty so we decided to go out in the snow and fuck for 5 minutes. He rubbed snow on my clit and tits. I came sooo hard
Eat the yellow snow!
but whether or not you saw through it, it was sweet. I'd love it if my man said this to me.
HAHAHHAHAHAHa I want a bf who texts me saying this.
maybe he just wanted to snort lines together.
so did you go over and do him
11:17 i love you lol
I would come over for a booty call like that
FIRST MOTHER FUCKERS!!!
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