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  • Nice! provided she doesn't speak French. If she does, you got yourself a kinky freak who gets turned on by convenience goods. Could still be a win. Bien joue!

    Submitted by 3knucklesdeep on Feb 8, 11 at 5:52pm
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  • Nice pull bro

    Submitted by NPH9384 on Feb 8, 11 at 2:33pm
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  • Really wish you guys would stop patting yourselves on the back for managing to take home the same bar skank that countless guys just like you have taken home. She would've gone home with you if you'd recited it in plain English.

    Submitted by Taipan on Feb 8, 11 at 9:38pm
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    • i'm pretty sure NOBODY CARES.

      Submitted by theshortgirl0912 on Feb 9, 11 at 12:53am
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    • Taipan, you have really, REALLY boring life, don't you? I mean, I'm sorry about that, but there's no need to take it out on people who don't. ; )

      Submitted by monicamischief on Feb 9, 11 at 1:37am
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      • Monica, you have major, MAJOR daddy issues don't you? I mean, I'm sorry about that, but there's no sense in seeking the male affection you never got from your father from sexual partners.

        Submitted by Taipan on Feb 9, 11 at 10:55am
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    • somebody sounds a little sexually frustrated. why do you give a shit what other people do with their lives? no need to start pointless drama

      Submitted by asdfljk on Feb 9, 11 at 7:53pm
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      • Well it is posted on a website for everyone to read, and there is a section to comment on it, and as you can see we have the ability to comment on others' comments... looks like I'm doing what I'm supposed to.

        Submitted by Taipan on Feb 10, 11 at 12:26am
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    • Quite frankly, I agree with you.

      Submitted by x_rire_x on Feb 11, 11 at 12:23am
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  • This is aight; not all that funny but definitely "aight". If you talked French to me- I would laugh at you but not f@$k you. Got lucky u did. Get tested though ;)

    Submitted by EzTee on Feb 14, 11 at 11:12pm
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  • Although the only thing on the list was "Condoms, extra large"

    Submitted by 3knucklesdeep on Feb 9, 11 at 6:39pm
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  • Flight of the Conchords anyone?

    Submitted by Bleag on Feb 9, 11 at 1:30am
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  • I guess the French never put up much of a fight...

    Submitted by DuFF12891 on Feb 14, 11 at 1:28pm
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  • Liar. She walked away when you told her that your on a all sausage diet.

    Submitted by Diggity_Dawg on Feb 9, 11 at 3:49am
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  • That is why they call French a romance language!

    Submitted by cfreymarc on Feb 9, 11 at 12:06am
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  • shortgirl got that one right! nobody does care!!

    Submitted by Chief1998 on Feb 9, 11 at 1:23pm
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  • I'm so damn proud!

    Submitted by IAmShort17 on Feb 9, 11 at 8:46pm
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