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(609): View more from New Jersey

Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?

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(401): View more from Rhode Island

You weren't a difficult drunk to take care of. I just had to stop you from plunging the toilet once or twice.

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(847): View more from Illinois

she told me if people cross their eyes and look at her, they say she looks like megan fox

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(970): View more from Colorado

There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun

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(518): View more from New York

September 16th, captains log. I awoke in a daze, not sure of my location

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(917): View more from New York City

He kept yelling "osteoporosis" and threw milk at her because she broke her arm.

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(619): View more from California

Imagine a baby lion feeding on an injured gazelle and it tasting fresh blood for the first time. That's me and this breakfast sammich

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(443): View more from Maryland

she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.

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