On my way home from Vegas. Just realized my pants are inside out
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sitting at my desk. Just realized this is the dumbest text of the day....
Fifth
Your mom is the dumbest text of the day
Omg we were prob in Vegas together! Was there this weekend
Gyros are delicious!!
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Third
Seis
Same area code, nice\n\nWhat wasn't nice? This text, it sucks
Was I any different when you taught me?
Fiiirst
What's even worse is you're coming back to MI.
Second
I've so done this!
Se7nth
Some one got lucky
Musta jizzed at a strip club
Blllaaahhhhhh
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