12:36, either you live in Texas or you visit there. cause HEB is strictly Texas. and yes many places have expectant mother parking spaces. and who cares if this is fake, its freaking hilarious.
She seems like a cunt if SHE missed the birth control pills, and you seem like a pussy if she can boss you around like that. Also:ALWAYS wrap it. Seriously.
NOOOO! One text with "proceeded to" slipping into TFLN, and the floodgates have opened. Neither text even uses the phrase properly! DON'T WRITE IT TYPE IT TEXT IT!
I will proceed to smite the next sender of "proceeded to."
i dont care if it's fake, I hope it's not tho, because if I was working in that store that day, it would of made my week (hope shes not preggo tho...she'd fail as a mother)
If the OP is a guy we is the biggest pussy I have ever encountered. She made him go with her to CVS, told him where to park. He probably carries her purse when they go out and sits down to pee. The OP should go to the sports section of CVS and see what a pair of balls looks like
I've only seen the expectant mother parking at Kroger, HEB and Walmart.... CVS is way too small to have one of those.... I agree, someone is working on their stand up act...
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