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(541): View more from Oregon

does drinking everclear count as brushing your teeth? because i think they are sterilized

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(785): View more from Kansas

Was waiting for the adderal to kick in then realized I had been brushing my teeth for eighteen minuites

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(732): View more from New Jersey

i just woke up to seventeen texts from you saying all the things you would have done for a french fry.

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(352): View more from Florida

i think it would be like really awesome if scientist could genetically engineer manatees to be like the size of goldfish so i could have one in my fishbowl and be like FUCK YEAH TINY MANATEE

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(917): View more from New York City

I just found a bag of teeth...

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(805): View more from California

I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed

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(248): View more from Michigan

Apparently she buried shit in the snow back in January and now that it's melted I found a flip flop, 4 spoons, a bottle of smirnoff, and 14 different candy bars

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(519): View more from Ontario

and then she said I drew a line on her forehead with my cum and whispered "Simba"

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