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(815): View more from Illinois

you know u lost to a carboard cut out of sammy sosa in beer pong last night.

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(509): View more from Washington

You drunk invited us to do an intervention for you.

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(301): View more from Maryland

Sometimes when I see a shoe on the side of the road, I get a little depressed that I've never partied that hard.

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(860): View more from Connecticut

Woke up in a kilt. And it's not my kilt. Drinking was a success.

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(702): View more from Nevada

Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes

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(617): View more from Massachusetts

Wish i knew who the f is sending me pics of asian newborns.

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(507): View more from Minnesota

It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.

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(925): View more from California

just had sex with a midget and didnt wrap it... were totally gonna have a tv show :)

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