i just saw a girl w/ a shirt that said "im the single friend." yeah i bet u r. stop wearing shirts like that and that could change.
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
How can I not totally like a guy that told me my boobs were too big for me to be taught how to play golf?
There's 50 people in our house, none of them are wearing shirts. The keg has been relocated twice and our bathroom door is missing again...when will we ever learn?
I just found out via Facebook that my old dorm room is now the free condom distribution room on campus...IT'S LIKE THE UNIVERSE KNOWS!
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
Its my nipple ring piercing anniversary. We need to celebrate.
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
I'm not going to drink anymore, and on that note I'm not going to drink any less either, so I'll see you there. . .
It’s just hard to believe you really care about me when u haven’t touched my dick in 2 months
Decided to smoke a bowl in my closet while my parents are gone. Just sat in the closet because I couldn't remember how to get out. Started panicking cuz I thought they were gonna show up... Checked my phone. It's been 4 minutes.
I sent him a blank text because I didn't want to "drunk text" him.
There's something about a foam party that makes freshman want to turn their lives into full blown shit shows. And I'm ok with the fact I am one of those.
I’ll call you later. There’s a jilted trophy wife looking for a revenge fuck at my door
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