Just looked in the bathroom mirror before getting to this exam to see If I look as bad as I feel & the answer is no. I look amazing, even in yesterday's clothes
dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
I told him it was like a man's penis, but smaller.
Just had to open a tuna can with a spoon. Gave me a sense of hunting for my own food.
I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
do girls know yet that the best boners are in the morning?
mmm whisky
reminds me of losing my job
My goal for tonight: make tomorrow as awkward as humanly possible.
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
I think I used your jacking off shit when I showered. I couldn't see shit, it was all oily. Fuck power outages
I hear sloppy seconds go great with fried rice
I should make a collage of all the pictures of me caught doing slutty things
Dude, you stalking his LINKEDIN profile will NOT affect your chances with him. We aren't 40...
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
PSA Do not blow dry your junk.
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