We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
If I saw her on the street and didn't know about the two of them, I would think the only way she'd ever find love was if she somehow found her way to middle earth and an orc took her in
Beer is about to convince me to do something really stupid.
She touched you, you're now contaminated for 48 hours. Please watch out for rashes, hives and STDs as she's known to have all three.
I woke up to him climbing naked through my bedroom window with a bottle of jd in his hand. Of course I had sex with him.
He didn't seem too mad about the puke on the side of his car. You still have a chance.
You offered me some of your "Jungle Juice." It was just 151 and Absinthe. I don't know how you are still alive.
I mean, yeah, she was cheating on me but I've been fucking her brother. My secret relationship trumps her secret relationship.
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
Nothing makes the walk of shame as great as disapproval from a mom getting ready for work
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
Haha I wasn't coming anyway. I'm watching Snow White and don't want to put pants back on. Those are completely unrelated. Have a good night.
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
I’d clean the kitchen before making food. Mark “rang in the New Year” with some rando in there last night
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