A morning "Piss Filled" wood is far to sensitive for that...
(And don't act like you guys don't know what I'm talkin about) The kind where you have to either:
A. Push your boner down to piss or...
B. Lean over the toilet so it's pointing in the right direction or...
C. Stand at least 5 feet away from the toilet so your piss stream can have the proper arc..
I've made breakfast in bed for exactly six women. I've yet to have received it myself. Waking up to a blowjob and breakfast in bed would equal an engagement ring.
A morning "Piss Filled" wood is far too sensitive...
(And don't act like you guys don't know what I'm talking about) The kind where you have to do one of the following:
A. Push your boner down to piss
B. Lean over the toilet and properly aim
C. Stand at least 5 feet away from the toilet so your piss stream can have the right arc and trajectory.
My wife is intimidated by mine, and she's a proven size queen. It literally gets up to 50% larger than usual on a good morning. Like a fucking baseball bat.
yeah...i always have to piss a little in the morning and usually after i do then it goes down. but if i only have to pee a little then i can do a good boning.
I'm a woman and NOT a morning person. my boyfriend on the otherhand always BUGS me awake because he's so horny. when i finally get woken up enough to get turned on by what he does to me, i let him do me. still with my eyes closed. then when he's done, back to sleep!
Mine never does either. He has also actually removed me from his region when I try to wake him up with a blow job. I think he is a closet homo. Sadclown.
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