I think I used your jacking off shit when I showered. I couldn't see shit, it was all oily. Fuck power outages
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Straightens more than just hair....
You showered during a power outage?
It's called conditioner.
"Well, it smelled fruity, then I tasted it and realized, yup, that's lube."
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