and then I told him he looked like the Gordon's Fisherman dude. I don't think he thought it was funny, because he 'forgot' to pay for my beer.
Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
Seriously, stop peeing all over the toilet seat. It looks like movie theatre butter.
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
Zombie crawl summary: 5 of 6 friends successfully laid. friend 6 too drunk to care and making out with a whale (not a costume)
I asked her why she named her vibrator Lorenzo and said it was the name she started screaming her first time.
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
I think I fell asleep on the dance floor at one point...but played it off cool and acted like I just did the robot.
I slept on her porch...in her dads handcuffs
Is it bad that we left the kid passed out on the bus? I think his name was texas. I was too drunk to be questioning this.
The last time I went out with these guys I won an iced tea maker from a drag queen.
Today I made my parents proud-spent the afternoon floating around in their pool drinking beer-which I would ask my nephews to get for me out of the fridge
Plan b and 5 hour enegery breakfast of a champion
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