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  • 10:02, you immature fuck

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 10:02pm
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  • eww what if its a 400 pound gurl? do ya still wanna lick her popcorn?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 11:52pm
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  • To guys: STOP PEEING ON THE TOILET SEAT AND STOP LEAVING THE TOILET SEAT UP!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 10:07pm
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  • and less than half the calories!~

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 10:10pm
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  • If you're raping a chick in a dream, and no one's around to hear her scream, do you make it your facebook status?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 11:16pm
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  • The part they left out is most certainly: "and I don't want to deal with that shit when I'm high"

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 11:42pm
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  • I GOTS DA PEE ON MEEE

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 11:48pm
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  • That's wonderful... I'm eating movie theatre butter popcorn right now

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 11:16pm
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  • All of you are more fucking worthless then tits on a boar hog.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 11:57pm
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  • @12:16: 12:22 here. It's there now. Why the fuck wasn't it there before? TFLN fucking sucks.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 12, 09 at 1:53am
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  • Charles Rutherford will use your face as a piss mop!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 10:17pm
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  • 11:58 just gave the Grammar Nazi a heart attack

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 12, 09 at 12:01am
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  • More like DIEterry you tool!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 11:47pm
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  • Look, I know shortcut keys, too.™

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 10:05pm
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  • 12:22/1:53 is right. It definitely wasnt there before

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 12, 09 at 2:21am
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  • 12:16, there's nobody at 12:06. What the fuck are you talking about?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 12, 09 at 12:22am
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  • More like inHERendOHHH!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 11:45pm
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  • Wow 12:42 you are soo... Freaking ... Stupid.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 12, 09 at 12:43am
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  • what's wrong with movie theater butter?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 11:05pm
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  • Fuck you 10:31. Jesus gives a great bj

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 10:35pm
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  • Do you feel fucking accoplished because you posted 'first' first?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 10:04pm
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  • 11:57 and 11:58 sucks moose cock

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 12, 09 at 12:01am
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  • girls who pee on the seat need to be fucked with something sandpaper-y

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 11:42pm
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  • No, because you're either a dude, or a fat desperate chick. I'm 90/10 on that.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 12, 09 at 2:57am
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  • 2nd 10:10 thats so typical of a douchebag to say

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 10:12pm
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  • ewwwwwww pee on the toilet seat.....

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 10:11pm
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  • you're totally right

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 10:47pm
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  • Anyone here wanna eat me out?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 12, 09 at 2:54am
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  • R Kelly pees on movie theatre employees. And ge got a Grammy. Where's my Grammy?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 12, 09 at 7:27am
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  • I still love butter on my popcorn....

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 10:27pm
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  • 12:52 I bet they are, and that's a great idea! I should start mine =]

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 12, 09 at 12:53am
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  • 11:58 has to be a 14 year old. 11:57 has to be a 45 year old. Both are virgins.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 12, 09 at 12:04am
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  • 10:31 and 10:49 - hyper sensitive much?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 11:32pm
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  • uhh the 1st 11:48, DEF not the second

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 11:49pm
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  • I should tell this to my husband and see what he does lol

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 10:41pm
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  • If it is an innuendo 11:48(1) are you a boy or girl?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 11:49pm
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  • Yes to the text, that is. -D

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 12, 09 at 3:34am
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  • 12:31, what the fuck are you talking about?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 12, 09 at 12:43am
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  • We should fuck eachothers mothers

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 10:12pm
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  • I dont know about him, but i would gladly munch on her popped corn as it tumbled out her lardy ass

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 11:53pm
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  • Done with butter on my popcorn now..thanks OP :\

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 11:48pm
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  • 11:48 thats what i'm sayin!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 11:48pm
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  • 10:45 lets start a religion involving this!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 12, 09 at 8:16pm
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  • Hey, dyslexic people have feelings

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 12, 09 at 12:35am
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  • It doesn't have to be a dream 11:06

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 11:18pm
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  • 12:22 way to be a dyslexic fucktard.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 12, 09 at 12:31am
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  • I lik it when my gf pees on me. It is so sexsy when she pees I lik to hav secs with her after she pees. I lik the smel of her vagyna after she pees cuz it is good and I lik it and then I fuk her and somtimes I pee in her mowth and she gargulls it and spits it back into my mowth and then we secs and my gf has a nice ass

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 11:58pm
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  • Hey 10:04, what does 'accoplished' mean?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 10:27pm
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  • At least it doesn't look like fudge

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 11:52pm
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  • Squaw is an old native american work that was short for squat-to-pee

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 10:52pm
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  • I cover public toilet seats with toilet paper, then pee all over it!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 12, 09 at 10:45am
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  • Wow 12:06 STFU. You're a fucking retard and nobody cares.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 12, 09 at 12:16am
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  • Is THAT an innuendo 11:48?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 11:49pm
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  • But if you are a boy you can stuff your popcorn in a sack mr.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 11:50pm
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  • "if your pee is that yellow, you should eat some more jello"

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 11:44pm
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  • Jesus touched my penis when I was 6 and all they did to him was transfer him to a different church

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 11:17pm
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  • Coz if you are a girl i would very much like to lick your popcorn, buttered or otherwise

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 11:50pm
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  • eww. never getting butter on my popcorn again

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 11:44pm
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  • I'm a 516er, and I feel like I should send this to my roommate, too. ...except it would say, 'leaving shit residue' instead of urine, and I'd have to find another simile :(

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 12, 09 at 6:44am
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  • I wrote a rant about public restrooms about three months ago on craig's list. This person quoted me directly, get your own material ya ass

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 12, 09 at 12:06am
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  • hahahahah no it is not. just stating my dietary preferences after reading the OP

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 11:46pm
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  • Is that an innuendo 11:44 (2)?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 11:45pm
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  • I hate it when i sit down without looking and my bum flesh gets all warm wet and sticky

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 11:33pm
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  • Hey 10:27, why don't you fucking figure it out yourself?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 10:31pm
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  • 8:16 should die. 

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 5, 10 at 1:17am
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  • If your pee looks that yellow, you may have a problem.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 11:41pm
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  • and it sticks to my ass

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 10:50pm
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  • Is American Apparel fucking retarded? Rachel in NYC is still ugly.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 12, 09 at 1:43am
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  • lmfao. my brothers do that all the time

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 10:05pm
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  • More like POOPed corn!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 11:56pm
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  • It doesn't taste as good though.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 10:04pm
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  • I will never have theatre butter again

    Submitted by haihaidancer on Sep 6, 10 at 11:27pm
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  • Just barfed a little bit.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 10:23pm
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  • you only want him to stop peeing on the toilet seat only because it looks like butter? you are dumb.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 10:05pm
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