Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
does the new i-phone have a pregnancy test app?
You know its going to be a good homecoming when you beer bong a mimosa at 6am.
I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
she made out with a stripper. how was scrabble night with your girlfriend
don't you dare blame getting arrested on me. you sugested we play the penis game and we all know I'm a strong competitor
Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
He was saying things like "cum for me like a good girl" and "put my entire python I like to call a dick in your mouth" .. Okay I might have changed that one a bit
its 2pm. u awake yet?
ill text u back later. still peeling fingernail polish off my face.
Stoned, drunk, and walking into the library. Look at me multitasking!
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
I found a new button on my vibrator, tonight was a success
So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
So, I just ordered a breathalyzer for this weekend. I figured if I'm getting shitfaced, I should at least be scientific about it.
Randomize
