So the bouncer told me I could leave the easy way or the hard way. I told him I was going to make him earn his 10 bucks that hour.
Apparently you chose the latter.
So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
I just put on my hot pinky lace thong... you know what that means! ;)
Oh god. Slutty you is on the run. Someone needs to alert the city.
Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?
I can't believe I am actually paying for a night in a hotel for my parents so I can throw a party the night before Christmas Eve. I also can't believe they think it's their Christmas present.
These margaritas aren't just going to regret themselves.
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
In fairness it was pretty good sex, but I still wasn't expecting the mass cheering and applause he got on leaving my tent
Edward fifth and chaser hands
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
Can you check on Mike in the bathroom. It's been like 20 min.
He's fine. He's just standing at the trash can in line for another beer from the keg. Nbd.
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
well apparently i sat in the bathroom staring in the toliet at my vomit. it was blue. how was your night?
One day he'll find out I do drugs and stop talking to me.
What will you do then?
Drugs, probably.
Randomize
