ADVERTISEMENT
ADVERTISEMENT
ADVERTISEMENT

Comments

You must be Logged in to post a comment

  • Brrr. Talk about shrinkage....

    Submitted by sarahrae on Jan 5, 13 at 6:43pm
  • And it shat on Santa clause's chest and Mrs. clause smeared it all over her pussy

    Submitted by W_T_F on Jan 5, 13 at 6:47pm
  • I had sex in a church so you get to freeze while I burn!

    Submitted by Phys on Jan 5, 13 at 7:35pm
    • Lost my virginity in my Sunday School room after track practice in 7th grade. Church of Christ Pearsall TX. Kimberly W*****e was my partner. See you soon.

      Submitted by soccer360 on Jan 6, 13 at 9:47pm
  • Had sex in an ice castle.

    Submitted by rikie83 on Jan 5, 13 at 6:15pm
  • To W.T.F.: What the fuck? A little to much time in the deviant mushroom patch, maybe? You're seriously bent, dude.

    Submitted by CapnArt on Jan 6, 13 at 12:35pm
  • Built an ice hut.

    Submitted by TheGODDAMbatman on Jan 5, 13 at 8:03pm
  • Was it a penis shaped igloo?

    Submitted by vicious_vamp on Jan 5, 13 at 7:00pm
  • Then Rudolph licked it off while the unicorn gave him an anal cream pie Which he then farted out all over Frosty's face and it froze. What's in your wallet bitch?

    Submitted by W_T_F on Jan 5, 13 at 6:54pm
  • You win! Not even gonna try and top that.

    Submitted by soccer360 on Jan 5, 13 at 4:30pm
  • Performed oral sex after an AA meeting once. Never thought about going to confession. FUCK. Hell I didn't think about it.

    Submitted by funkhmmmm1 on Jan 5, 13 at 9:13pm
  • I fucked a polar bear with an ice dildo while some eskimo bitch watched and masturbated until she squirted and it made ice and it rained down on the bear and a penguin made it into a popcicle and i came on the popcicle making it a creamcicle and a unicorn ate it

    Submitted by W_T_F on Jan 5, 13 at 6:44pm
  • Sixty Nine

    Submitted by CessnaDriver on Jan 5, 13 at 4:44pm
ADVERTISEMENT