Haha she couldn't find her dress in the morning. So she left it. How do the hell do I discreetly return that to her at work. More importantly, how did she discreetly do the walk of shame??
If Jon and Kate can get divorced...how hard can it be for me?
I think I can smell my own vagina right now
i fucked her mom dude
there's something to tell the kids
If I am going to throw out this whole "born again virgin" thing...i'm not going to do it on someone who is less than 5 inches.
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
I don't think we had sex because when I woke up he was still wearing the chicken suit.
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
We realized tonight that we have to get advice about guys from you because you're our only straight male friend that neither of us has slept with.
You came on the chandelier from the first floor.. Of course were allowed back
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
Literally just inhaled three cinnamon rolls. Sara is staring. It was inhuman
If you can handle my post-party look you da real MVP
Needless to say, I did not go home with him cause he kinda resembled a guppy fish.
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