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  i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last

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• Tell josh to take a rain check. There is no need to have such a shitty experience.

  Submitted by Ritard on Feb 3, 12 at 11:11am

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  • I just want to say, I appreciate the pun.

    Submitted by tasteofcanadian on Feb 5, 12 at 2:01am

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• Not a gamble worth taking. I know people who've lost their entire houses in mudslides!

  Submitted by porksword on Feb 3, 12 at 12:04pm

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  • And with any sign of rumbling it would be to late to run.

    Submitted by Hedonistic on Feb 3, 12 at 12:27pm

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    • You said "run", GROSS!!!

      Submitted by porksword on Feb 3, 12 at 1:03pm

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• All that motion will make the inevitable arrive at the worst time. "I'm coming, he says. " "I'm going, she says."

  Submitted by coumtryboy99 on Feb 3, 12 at 12:37pm

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• Postpone! Don't do that to the poor guy.

  Submitted by SCBeauty1983 on Feb 3, 12 at 11:04am

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• Ew yuck.

  Submitted by yewinnhard on Feb 3, 12 at 4:28pm

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• Or just do it and you won't have to have butt sex ever again?

  Submitted by polomarco on Feb 3, 12 at 3:05pm

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  • kill yourself.

    Submitted by d0p3r_N3gr0 on Oct 31, 13 at 12:50am

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• so switch it up that night and you do him in the ass.. see how he likes it

  Submitted by VABEACH on Feb 16, 12 at 4:37pm

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• hey guys, it's OP here. just for an update, if anyone is interested. \n1. i did kick the food poisoning through sheer force of willpower\n2. i did not have buttsex\n\nthanks for your concern!

  Submitted by PhotoBooth on Feb 4, 12 at 4:10pm

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• Although food poisoning can be natures enima (sp?), it's best to wait until the cleansing has stopped. Unless you plan on making a fetish film for the unfortunate experience.

  Submitted by My_Dixie_Wrecked on Feb 3, 12 at 1:16pm

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  • Tub Girl?

    Submitted by Kevin201 on Feb 3, 12 at 2:01pm

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• I hope you have him a real show.

  Submitted by shaveydavey on Feb 3, 12 at 1:06pm

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• OP is a man.

  Submitted by mathhoe95 on Feb 3, 12 at 1:48pm

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  • absolutely agreed. otherwise vag would be a viable option

    Submitted by traveller1988 on Feb 4, 12 at 6:07pm

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• hey, he might like it. you never know.

  Submitted by bulllwinkle on Feb 3, 12 at 12:58pm

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• Yuck

  Submitted by AtlantisXX on Feb 3, 12 at 6:18pm

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• Dumb Bitch... So self centered to even jeopardize his anal virginity. Bitch

  Submitted by BrosambaBinLaden on Feb 4, 12 at 3:44am

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• He'd prolly cry.

  Submitted by C011R on Feb 6, 12 at 4:43pm

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• i recommend starch-based food. potatoes and unbuttered bread. should soak up in no time. ;-)

  Submitted by polacke on Feb 4, 12 at 10:41am

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