Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
Does the whole "it was New Years" excuse apply this year?
Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
Clearly that person doesn't understand how efficient getting drunk and working out at the same time is.
I made her a sippy cup with eggnog and whiskey. My meditation app told me to go the extra mile for someone today, so I did.
I just saw that blonde chick you wanna bang rolling down the hall wearing a Thor mask..
Wow. We're meant to be..
Bitch looked at my dick and said "I thought they called you horsecock, I'm already disappointed"
I told you that line would get her home never said it was a good idea
We kept trying to bring you to the hospital but you had a tantrum and kept saying you would never be Miss America
it took us a while to figure out sex on a tire swing, buuuuuuuut MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
I talked to his mom for a good 10 minutes with coke all over my nose. Not the best first impression
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