this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
I just accidentally handed the ticket lady a condom instead of the intended ticket. I am now the official whore of Harry Potter.
so you masturbated because Oprah told you?
Just an fyi, teatherball while wasted might be the hardest sport ever.
You need to take one for the team and go bang a random sample of mexicans. Cause my internets broke and I can't google mexican foreskin stats.
She just did a bodyshot off herself. I don't care that it's only seven thirty, come pick her up.
Don't bang him. The amount of Jack Johnson he listens to is embarrassing for even a white person.
Okay I take that back some girl just said pussy sweat. Get me outta here
I just had to remind myself that I'm visible in real life. Sitting in the car in a parking lot, and almost took my shirt off because the tag is itchy and I wanted it off... and you know I don't wear bras...
We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
Ok fine, yes she's pregnant. But you're ignoring the most important part. HER BOOBS GOT BIGGER. That doesn't happen every day, and I owe it to myself to enjoy those boobs before the belly catches up to them!
Twist bend and done? Jesus that sounds like a seventh grade hand job.
I just lectured my ex boyfriend on how to eat a girl out what has my life come to
The twitch Bob Ross stream is the happiest little hangover cure ever.
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
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