If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
So the waitress at the Chinese Buffet totally just said "Adios" to a Hispanic couple. There's something you don't see every day.
you made me "pop lock and drop it" as a sobriety test last night..
Just tried to chase Captain Morgan with water...this whole drinking alone business is getting harder to do.
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
Its not that I'm getting free haircuts... Its just that she is paying for sex with haircuts...
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
At the very least, I mastered a nap while occasionally being dry humped.
You were petting your bowl of cocoa puffs and shushing it softly while staring at the mirror
She's the queen of dating. She managed to get a date with a guy who saw her puke five times in two hours.
Please tell your sister I apologize about saying her baby may have beef curtains. That was inappropriate.
True fear is being unable to remember where you hid your weed and vibrator in your parent's house.
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
Fuck your bullshit loser kid and his gluten allergy.
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