Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
I just found $40 in the jeans I wore last night. PS I also found the jeans I wore last night.
I just want you to sit on my face and to tell you you're pretty. Most girls would leap at this opportunity.
I was to the point where my socks were drenched in ranch dressing
Serious question...Is it possible to get a DUI on a kayak?
I just remember looking over and seeing you on top of him and us high fiving. That's when I knew we'd be perfect roommates
Growing a beard is gonna make smoking a pipe look so much more majestic
Just spilled a coffee mug full of scolding hot oatmeal on my bare dick. Hope you're having a good Friday night too.
My mute roommate is using sign language to ask a guy to fuck her.
Handcuffs. Recoverd. I'm a goddamn detective.
Well... This is my last night at the resort. So far, the only thing that has been in my vagina is sand.
You handed me an unpeeled grapefruit off the frat basement floor and then took a bite out of it.
You were in no condition to manage a 3-way.
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
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