I've been thinking and really it's a miracle I haven't had an STD yet.
I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
I can't believe I'm wasting this thong on a guy in a sweater vest.
We came back and there was a shotglass filled with what looks like blood. Come over soon, we're gonna try it out.
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
As long as I don't spend the half the week passed out/fucked up on Klonopin and no one dies, this will be the best week I've had all semester.
Wrong. I really wanted to see the movie. And she was on top of me like she was riding a mechanical bull. Who am I to complain? I live to serve.
Now everytime I sit on a toilet I think about having sex with him. Great.
I'm like the big dick whisperer.
Drunk him got in a fight with his wife he literally bought a plane ticket and flew to Hawaii. He just called me and asked why I let it happen. From Hawaii hahaha.
i just watched a 7 minute video on people making a hot air balloon for their dog and i am a changed person
I feel like him using the excuse "I'm not a fan of lying" to stop me from sleeping around is hypocritical since he's cheating on his wife with me.
I just feel weird about accepting their wedding invite when I've got a post-engagement video on my phone of him jacking off in my bathroom.
One lesson I've learned so far from college: You've always got time for one more shot. Always
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