Just spilled a coffee mug full of scolding hot oatmeal on my bare dick. Hope you're having a good Friday night too.
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Did it emasculate you? This scolding.
Scalding. It's scalding.
🍵 oatmeal on a Friday night while naked? Single life, you're doing it wrong
And it STILL isn't clean!
the foreskin will keep it protected
Well that's better than spilling it on your... Wait, No, there's nothing worse to spill it on. You lose.
Put...put your dick in it.
I'm almost afraid to ask, but why you were making oatmeal naked in the first place? I always like to have clothes on when working with/being near boiling hot water, but maybe that's just me.
Who eats scolding hot oatmeal naked in summer. your dumbass
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