The walk of shame is far, far worse on crutches.
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
he yelled "RELEASE THE KRAKEN" then hit me with his dick
Have u seen my thong? Last time i saw it was drenched in vodka and on his brothers broken lamp.
Nah but tell him his boxers made it to the basement
The Blue Grotto manager called. He asked me for your name and number. Apparently, on reviewing the videotape he noticed you consumed a whole pizza by yourself. He indicated that he has a tshirt for you and wants to put your picture on his eating wall of fame. Apparently, you are the first such person to complete this incredible feat of eating. Congratulations to you!! I am so proud.
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
Batchelotette party success. I woke up on the floor in nothing but a thong, a garter and a shirt that says Just Do Me.
omg i wish you could see the front of my car.
There's literally a dust print of your body and your arm trying to hold on and the other one where your fingers visibly dragged down the hood.
CSI Miami is on and the guy is trying to save this woman who got shot. By stripping off his shirt & belt. THE WOMAN NEEDS YOUR PANTS OFF TOO
They think its so cute and admirable that I learned French. BITCH HAVE YOU NEVER HEARD OF GOOGLE TRANSLATE? sexting foreign bitches, there's an app for that
She's chasing her own tail and is afraid of her own feet. My stoner cat, ladies and gentlemen.
He told me I smelled like fruit loops and then bit me on the tit
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
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