The Blue Grotto manager called. He asked me for your name and number. Apparently, on reviewing the videotape he noticed you consumed a whole pizza by yourself. He indicated that he has a tshirt for you and wants to put your picture on his eating wall of fame. Apparently, you are the first such person to complete this incredible feat of eating. Congratulations to you!! I am so proud.
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Serious case of the munchies.
Thanks mom
Really? Obesity capital of the midwest Missouri and no one has ever eaten an entire pizza by himself?
Just one? Lol.
My response:\nI just got off the phone with the gm at blue grotto. He was tricking you. He wanted my name and number because in his words "a woman that can sit with a meatball while eating a meatball, must be very special"...
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