the guy I was hooking up with asked me if he could wear a guerilla suit during sex.
Not sure what happened last night, but there are four mini bikes outside and some guy is wearing my shirt passed out in the breakfast nook. Won't be telling the grand kids about this one.
Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
So after your 27th or so beer, you gave me songs you want to have used if you're ever on intervention.
Ohhh, TODAY your worried. Becasue last weekend when we warned you about her you said "shes too hot to have herpes."
I have got to stop getting laid on my lunch breaks. I AM SO HUNGRY RIGHT NOW.
but i'm paying and its not a date cause he's got a gf and i'm hooking up with his roommate tomorrow night
I have officially made out with every girl you've made out with, even the random you met on the Mexico flight
Oh yea... In other news I've decided to get an external hard drive and start getting music from all the guys I'm fucking... Do you think a terabyte would be enough storage space?
i can't believe i'm giving you sex advice.
i've gotten sex advice under stranger situations. like while giving a blowjob behind the communications building.
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
I shouldn't be that hard, but i cant exactly put "a guy to tie me up and fuck me and then brush my hair" in my dating profile
Now we just need to figure out why your underwear was in your bra
For 15 minutes straight, he literally did every accent there was, from Russian to Bostonian. The issue: no one could determine whether he was sober, wasted, or anywhere in between
I don't know what that means but it's making me want to fuck you.
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