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  I shouldn't be that hard, but i cant exactly put "a guy to tie me up and fuck me and then brush my hair" in my dating profile

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• Have you tried FetLife? I'm sure you'd get more than a few takers.

  Submitted by GetOffMyLawn on Apr 3, 13 at 2:19pm

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• Well, you always *could*...

  Submitted by TexasWDollarsign on Apr 3, 13 at 2:13pm

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• Yes you can. Just make sure to use an anonymous handle until your sure he's the right kind of creep.

  Submitted by Twisted_84 on Apr 3, 13 at 11:56pm

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• Sure you can, Anastasia Steele...

  Submitted by Key_umm on Apr 4, 13 at 12:08am

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• you could on craigslist, they'll take you

  Submitted by andstuff on Apr 3, 13 at 4:18pm

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• "I am looking for a guy who can combine macrame with sex and can clean up messes he makes."

  Submitted by fly_bi_night on Apr 3, 13 at 2:33pm

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• sure you can

  Submitted by nofear38 on Apr 3, 13 at 3:34pm

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• Actually, I loved brushing my ex's hair. It made her feel loved, and a girl that feels loved will have sex with you again.

  Submitted by AlwaysTheDriver on Apr 5, 13 at 9:34am

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