Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
Do you ever close your eyes when your having sex with your girlfriend and pretend she didn't get fat after high school?
Fuck appropriateness.
Damn it if I pass out in the bathroom one more time this month im going to rehab...
I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.
It was worse than that time I did shots of BBQ sauce and pierced my own ear with a thumbtack
I am eating deep fried cinnamon rolls and I found a lighter in my sprinkles. I miss you.
My walk of shame this morning would have been much less obvious if it hadn't been 6:30 in the morning and I wasn't walking through downtown Nashville in a Steeler jersey.
i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
You Just stopped dancing, looked at me and said "I'm gonna make it rain" Then shook the open box of crunch berries everywhere.
We celebrated our relationship by shotgunning beers on his lawn in our underwear. I may have to marry this man...
Turns out the dorm toilet can't take a punch. Gonna be a long year without Mexican food.
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
Finally finished unpacking shit from school n found a bra with no idea whose it is... I miss college so much it hurts sometimes
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
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